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Alright, let’s just say you need a fish room favor. If you ask a trusted friend and fish compadre’ to help you, it might be advisable to not let that person work alone in your private haven from the real world.
If you don’t check references, notice political comments and observations made in casual conversation, look into their eyes as you query them about the beliefs they hold dear and the causes they most love, and then give them a key to your house, things will happen.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PEACENIK’S RUN A MUCK!